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Ice Princess
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01:18:45
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01:24:30

SUMMARY

At last, it is the day of the junior sectionals, and none other than Michelle Kwan and Brian Boitano are on hand as ESPN commentators. In the audience, Ann takes a seat next to Gen, who slyly asks if Ann will tutor her in math. Ann asks whether Gen knows any cute guys, and both girls giggle helplessly at the prospect.

The short program begins, accompanied by Michelle and Brian's commentary: Zoey wows the crowd, Tiffany is the "most artistic" skater in the competition, The Jumping Shrimp jumps in shrimp-colored attire, Casey is the newcomer to watch, and there is also some girl named Chantelle.

Afterwards, Casey is proud of herself, but Tina relentlessly urges Casey to focus on improving her performance. Gen comes over to congratulate Casey, and inquires whether she worked things out with her mom. Casey notes sadly that she and her mom have hardly spoken in two months, and she thinks she broke her heart.

Elsewhere, Joan teaches a class and anxiously glances at the clock. Back at the rink, Tina instructs Casey to wear earplugs during the other skaters' long programs in order to "go into the bubble" and avoid distraction.

ANALYSIS

In preparation for Casey's climactic performance, Ice Princess ratchets up the stakes considerably, going so far as to bring real-life skating stars as announcers for an event that is apparently being televised. However, since ESPN does not cover junior sectionals -- or any junior events, for that matter -- the dramatic tension arises not only from Casey's determination to succeed, but also the possibility that Michelle Kwan and Brian Boitano will eventually notice that none of those ESPN cameras are actually plugged in. Fortunately for Casey, this means no one is actually on the air to explain that she does not deserve to be here, having placed fifth at the regional championships.

But the careful viewer will identify the most important exchange here as the Meet Cute between Ann and Gen. In fact, it is with admirable consistency that Ice Princess pays off a line from one of its very first scenes, in which Ann fantasizes that she will meet her significant other by tutoring them in math . Sure enough, Gen gets right to the point and explains that she might get into college if Ann helps her pass math; furthermore, Ann's follow-up inquiry ("Do you know any cute guys?") inspires Gen to burst out laughing instead of answering yes or no, in response to what is clearly an outlandish joke between lesbians. This is certainly an elegant narrative solution, as the two characters pining after the unavailable Casey end up falling for each other instead.

Meanwhile, Casey is intimidated by a skater who deliberately comes within inches of colliding with her, an unmistakable reminder of Tina's disgraceful tactics in Sarajevo; if this incident causes Casey a moment of shock, however, the viewer is only shocked to see that this skater is not, in fact, Tina Harwood herself, back on the ice and not sorry for a thing. To be sure, the matter of trust between Casey and Tina might be a sensitive one, if the film did not avoid it entirely by setting this chapter two months later. While the audience is meant to understand that Casey and Tina have totally resolved their differences and achieved a fruitful synergy, however, we cannot help spending the rest of the movie wondering what Tina's next act of treachery will be.

In fact, it might be wise of Casey to consider this possibility (at least in the back of her mind) while Tina is giving her earplugs to wear, since it is not out of the question that they might be tipped with cyanide or some element which throws off her vestibular system. (Of course, even if Casey's inner ear is crippled and she falls on her face within seconds of entering the rink for her short program, this would only affect her score if it happened in the 17 seconds before she is disqualified for using a non-instrumental music track.) But if we are to accept that Casey has truly made amends with Tina, it is somewhat surprising that Casey has failed to work things out with her mom in the two months since the feminist Joan expressed her vehement disgust for young girls following their dreams.


DELETED SCENE
In the original script, after Gen asks Ann for math tutoring, she breaks into a big band rendition of 2ge+her's popular song "U + Me = Us (Calculus)" while Casey leads a chorus line of ice skating drag kings. Unfortunately, the lavish sequence was scrapped when the studio realized that "Ann" was not short for "Anndrew."

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