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Here On Earth
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00:14:03
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00:17:17

SUMMARY

Inside a small-town courtroom, Judge Maddick presides over Jasper and Kelley's hearing. Kelley's high-priced lawyer attempts to land mere probation for his client, to which she responds, "Not gonna happen, but thanks for playing."

Next, Kelley's lawyer suggests that Mr. Morse pay for a new diner as long as all charges against Kelley are dropped, but Judge Maddick insists, "In my court, you fix what you broke," and sentences Kelley and Jasper to help rebuild Mable's Table. Surprisingly, Jasper's mom offers Kelley a spare room over their garage.

Over at the charred remains of Mable's Table, Samantha and her family asses the damage. Samantha reminds her mother of her own motto: "As long as we're alive, it's nothing more than a bad day."

ANALYSIS

Because this film takes place in a small town, a lack of ethnic diversity is only to be expected; indeed, to the very end, Here On Earth contains exclusively white characters. The lone exception is Judge Maddick, a black woman possessing such refreshing qualities as "sassy" and "no-nonsense." Judge Maddick is played by Isabell Monk , whose distinguished career reflects her familiarity with such roles:

  • Judge (Intolerable Cruelty)
  • Judge (Here On Earth)
  • Vice Principal (The Naked Man)
  • Judge (With or Without You)
  • Police Officer (Untamed Heart)
  • Professor (Crossing the Bridge)
  • Judge (Family Business)

None of this is to mention the incredible fact that her most recent credit was in a 2004 film called Justice.

As an authority figure, Judge Maddick is naturally unimpressed with Kelley and Jasper's situation, but her extra helping of attitude leads her to shoot down Kelley's lawyer's attempt at small talk by questioning his masculinity: "We're not bonding here, so don't get your dress over your head."

On the other hand, Judge Maddick's refusal to play games in her courtroom is undermined by her willingness to play along with the plot. While Judge Maddick seems to be all business ("That sounds nice, huh? Not in my court!"), she actually doesn't do much work besides taking suggestions from the peanut gallery until she hears one that suits her. To be fair, of course, her schedule must be packed with similar cases of troubled youths in desperate need of sentencing to grow up. Meanwhile, Kelley and Jasper must be wondering if they still have to complete their assignment since Judge Maddick kindly summarizes everything they're going to learn.

Samantha's conversation with her mother kicks off the film's other major plot thread, as she reminds her, "Remember what you said to me so many times?" As the Slow Roll has already warned you , it is unwise to trust a movie that involves characters announcing information that other characters already know. Here On Earth may be different, however, because this line (about everything being okay as long as everyone is alive) provides Samantha a valuable chance to inform the audience of how dead she's going to be by the end of the movie.


MEMORABLE SCREENCAPS
The Morse family: so rich, they can afford a lawyer from the 1930s.
The Arnold family: so poor, they can't afford any Beau-line for Jasper.
MEMORABLE QUOTES
"I'd be willing to dismiss all charges in this case if the boys volunteer for community service working with the crew rebuilding Mable's Table. It's a chance to put back what you took, and maybe, just maybe, it'll not only result in the building of a restaurant, but in the building of character as well."

-- Judge Maddick, saving all of us some time

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