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09.03.07: After some of our videos were yanked from YouTube, we've decided to post all of our clips on Google Video as well.

09.20.07: At last, we have a Frequently Asked Questions list!

06.11.07: Check out our YouTube channel featuring must-see clips from our favorite terrible movies .


Twisted Twisted (2004) / dir. Philip Kaufman

Newly promoted homicide detective Jessica Shepard (Ashley Judd) is searching for a serial killer, and is shocked to discover that the victims are all men she has recently slept with. The investigation becomes more and more twisted as her partner (Andy Garcia) behaves strangely, and her police commissioner mentor (Samuel L. Jackson) is asked to remove Jessica from the investigation as she is a prime suspect. All the clues point to her and Jessica begins to suspect that she might be the killer she is looking for.

Currently paused at 00:38:08 with 9 clips.

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Love in the Time of Cholera10,000 B.C. (2008) / dir. Roland Emmerich

This is such a horrible movie, the only character we cared about was the saber-toothed tiger, and he was only in one scene. No, the main character never kills it OR makes it his loyal traveling companion. I guess the saber-tooth budget was blown on all those woolly mammoths, who look like Snuffleupagus except less believable as living creatures. Male model Steven Strait flunks as the hero, and Camilla Belle is such a zero we thought they might have forgotten to blue-screen her into the film. Now playing at a theater near you!



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